lucifelle: When people ask me “Why do you never where shoes?” I say:“What would you trust trust? 2 million years of evolution or 40 years of commercialism and podiatry.” I’m reblogging this because I’m eternally barefoot & those remind me of my feet, despite the wrong use of “where” and the fact that I know shoes existed longer than 4 years before I was born.

lucifelle:

When people ask me “Why do you never where shoes?”

I say:

“What would you trust trust? 2 million years of evolution or 40 years of commercialism and podiatry.”

I’m reblogging this because I’m eternally barefoot & those remind me of my feet, despite the wrong use of “where” and the fact that I know shoes existed longer than 4 years before I was born.

Reblogged from: lucifelle-deactivated20120919
Source: thedirtysoles
Tagged: I'm a barefoot sasspot. no choos.
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    Can we talk about the elephant in the room?Where.
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    always.
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    or from the improper use of the word “wear”
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