Before social media I just assumed that most other people didn’t travel, didn’t have a bazillian sparkling friendships, didn’t do amazing folksy home organization crafts and didn’t eat delicious diets of legumes that make them able to leap tall buildings and have the ability to judge souls and that they just sat around doing their jobs, hanging out with their one friend, eating tamales out of a can, throwing their laundry in a garbage bag and thinking life was just fine.
truest words on tumblr
Why would you choose to be anonymous for something so sweet? Come on now, which one of yall secretly loves me?
Wait. Is that my KGB activation code? It didn’t work. I still no catch Moose and Squirrel.
She wont treat you? WTF.
These are my last smokes. I have to quit as my doctor has said she won’t treat me anymore if I pop positive on my next UA. I rolled up what I had left & put it in the gun safe (to which I don’t have the combination).
This will be the first time since 2003 that I have gone without smoking out for more than one day. Please pray for my family and all those that will have to come in contact with me for the next month.
Inequality in America
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. This one deserves more.
this hurts my heart:(
Oh Cullen, you’re my first…I’ve never been publicly UNFded before! I feel so sexy now I think I might just saunter my fine ass to the bathroom and brush my hair today. Achievement unlocked, mister;)
The Animals (Band)
- Lead singer - Eduardo Swordsman and On Rhythm Guitar - Pepe
- Percussion - Chico (the Spider)
- Tambourine - Snowy (the cat)
- The Laser Harp - Rodriguez (the racoon)
- Drum - Moggy (the cat)
The spider! Oh my God, the spider!
So much laughter this morning.
If you dont do anything else tonight. Press Play. I was laughing, singing and cheering.
YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS
OMG!!!!! Thank you for posting this, it is glorious!!!
perfect couple award
this was soooo cute!!
this made my damn week(end)
Faith in Humanity restored.
So much better than I thought it would be.
Ok, yeah, I’m at work all day and this just made today so much better. Like - the guy was ok (much better than I could ever be!) but then his wife started in? Perfection! So good! AND THEN HE SANG BACK-UP And everything was the best.
Start your Saturday with this! You won’t regret it!
Sometimes I love people.
If you’re smart, like Jenny, you’ll pay attention to the different types of music is listen to. Then you would pay attention to the different bands I talk about. Then you might consider different songs I’ve mentioned that have a strong connection with a sweet memory I’ve shared.
This made me smile, sister. I’m so glad those records made you happy. Music always makes everything better:)
And though I wish you luck, I’m fairly certain no MAN could come close to being the ever wise, super thoughtful, amazing friend that I am…nor anywhere near as modest and humble as me.
Still, he will have the penis advantage.
But I’ll be here for the important things- music, clowning, tears, and marshmallow supply.
I love you THIS<———————————————————>MUCH!
Yeah, I just bought my own mother’s ring:(
18 years of asking for one of these (and ONLY this) and I ended up buying it myself. Bitter? Yes.
Good thing Etsy is so inexpensive or I would be making one with tin foil and sequins.
I’m SOOOO fucking spoiled.
as will I.